Matt crashed his car

my bro Matt crashed his car the nite b4 last. he was a bit drunk n it was raining and he somehow got the car in the ditch. n he got out n got bitten by tons of mossies so got back in his car n fell asleep then called the cops a few hrs later after he woke up n the fireys cut him out even tho he'd already managed to climb out. he's been having all these cat scans to see if his eye socket is broken and his nose. n he got a chemical burn from the airbag. he was in the hospital till last nite n he was talking all old man like cuz he was still in shock, not sure when the blood test results come back to see if he was over the limit. but if he was he gets in a heap of trouble from the army as well and he most probably wont be allowed to go to Brunei anymore he was sposed to go in a couple of weeks. but the army was intending on making him go back to work today, as if u would!!! apparently his eye n nose is full swollen n looks like he's been in a really bad fight and the other person won easily. Im sure he's most worried that he wont be able to pick up girls for awhile. i asked him n he had some weird reply but im sure it was a "yeh" in a weird sorta way. that seems to be his life goal anyways...all the soldiers go to the pub purely to get wasted and pick up. how sad :P