OK. So we are going to go to the same place as last time, as it was pretty. Simpson Falls Park. 10:30 am. BYO everything. See you there!
I had it down as the 1st May, but that's a monday. So, the following Sunday, the 7th of May.
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Revenge on the telemarketers and junk mailers
Three Little Words That Work !!
(1) The three little words : "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the Telstra's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 50 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Westpac. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them $1.00.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep Australia Post busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!
(1) The three little words : "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.
Then when you eventually hear the Telstra's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.
These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.
(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.
This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.
What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialled the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer!!!
(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.
Most of these come with postage-prepaid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 50 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.
It costs them nothing if you throw them away! In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-prepaid return envelopes.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Westpac. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.
You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them $1.00.
The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!
Let's help keep Australia Post busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
I'm 49% virgin, post ur score!
Minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your %. [ start with 100%]
1.Smoked. -
2.Drank alcohol. -
3.Cried when someone died. -
4.Been drunk. -
5.Had sex. -
6.Been to a concert. -
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. -
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. -
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom. -
16.Cried at school. -
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. -
18.Went streaking. -
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. -
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. -
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. -
23.Kissed a stranger. -
24.Hugged a stranger. -
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car. -
27.Gotten an xray. -
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party. -
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker. -
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone. -
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn. -
37.Watched porn. -
38.Made porn. -
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love. -
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried. -
43.Cried yourself to sleep. -
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. -
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun. -
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. -
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. -
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. -
50.Watched an animal die. -
51.Watched a person die. -
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. -
53.Pranked somebody. -
54.Put somebody in the hospital. -
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. -
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race. -
61.Avoided somebody. -
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity. -
65.Played an instrument.
66.Ridden a horse.
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. -
70.Been to a wild party. -
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. -
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat.
78.Been to another country. -
79.Started your house on fire. -
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. -
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. -
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. -
85.Sat on your ass all day. -
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. -
87.Had a job. -
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. -
89.Been called a whore.
90.Danced like a whore.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car accident. -
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. -
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain. -
97.Been rejected. -
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. -
100.Been raped.
now comment with your "-- % virgin"
1.Smoked. -
2.Drank alcohol. -
3.Cried when someone died. -
4.Been drunk. -
5.Had sex. -
6.Been to a concert. -
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. -
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. -
9.Been verbally sexually harassed.
10.Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. -
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15.Been to prom. -
16.Cried at school. -
17.Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. -
18.Went streaking. -
19.Given a lap dance.
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. -
21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. -
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. -
23.Kissed a stranger. -
24.Hugged a stranger. -
25.Went scuba diving.
26.Driven a car. -
27.Gotten an xray. -
28.Hit by a car.
29.Had a party. -
30.Done drugs.
31.Played strip poker. -
32.Got paid to strip for someone.
33.Ran away from home.
34.Broken a bone. -
35.Eaten sushi.
36.Bought porn. -
37.Watched porn. -
38.Made porn. -
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40.Been in love. -
41.Frenched kissed.
42.Laughed so hard you cried. -
43.Cried yourself to sleep. -
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. -
45.Stabbed yourself.
46.Shot a gun. -
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. -
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. -
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. -
50.Watched an animal die. -
51.Watched a person die. -
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. -
53.Pranked somebody. -
54.Put somebody in the hospital. -
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. -
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57.Dressed punk.
58.Dressed goth.
59.Dressed preppy.
60.Been to a motocross race. -
61.Avoided somebody. -
62.Been stalked.
63.Stalked someone.
64.Met a celebrity. -
65.Played an instrument.
66.Ridden a horse.
67.Cut yourself.
68.Bungee jumped.
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. -
70.Been to a wild party. -
71.Got caught stealing something.
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. -
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74.Went out with your friend's crush.
75.Got arrested.
76.Been pregnant.
77.Babysat.
78.Been to another country. -
79.Started your house on fire. -
80.Had an encounter with a ghost.
81.Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82.Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. -
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. -
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. -
85.Sat on your ass all day. -
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. -
87.Had a job. -
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. -
89.Been called a whore.
90.Danced like a whore.
91.Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92.Been in a car accident. -
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. -
94.Been told you have beautiful hair.
95.Raped somebody.
96.Danced in the rain. -
97.Been rejected. -
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. -
100.Been raped.
now comment with your "-- % virgin"
Saturday, April 01, 2006
feeling nostalgic
Anyway im thinking that we should all go swimming soon before it starts getting too cold, like maybe at the coast, or even chermy (havent been there in ages). I personally prefer the beach...
revisited the old posts of the blog today too, looking mainly for old photos. Was interesting seeing how much has changed over these few years...
revisited the old posts of the blog today too, looking mainly for old photos. Was interesting seeing how much has changed over these few years...
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