Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Top Ten Math Major Pick-Up Lines
10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. Why don't you come up to my place to see my slide rule collection?
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
3. Why don't you come up to my place to see my slide rule collection?
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?
Saturday, November 19, 2005
My Emo Poem
His feet are on my bum
And his bed smells like Jesse Bradford dog
And he always has half eaten packets of chips
Tied up with rubber bands
And it breaks my heart in two
To see him do this
But my heart will stay broken
FOREVER
He will never change
He is "eating pizza shapes" with another woman
"Killers, killers", they chant
He laughs and eats
And breaks my heart in four
He offers me "pizza shapes"
And I cry
Dog smell bed
Why me, why?
He breaks my heart in six and eight!
I cry
Fin.
And his bed smells like Jesse Bradford dog
And he always has half eaten packets of chips
Tied up with rubber bands
And it breaks my heart in two
To see him do this
But my heart will stay broken
FOREVER
He will never change
He is "eating pizza shapes" with another woman
"Killers, killers", they chant
He laughs and eats
And breaks my heart in four
He offers me "pizza shapes"
And I cry
Dog smell bed
Why me, why?
He breaks my heart in six and eight!
I cry
Fin.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Harry Potter
Basically just teasing those of you who have interest in the Harry Potter series - I've already seen it twice... hahahahahahahahahaha ;)
Enjoyed it immensly too.
Enjoyed it immensly too.
Monday, November 14, 2005
Children's Science Exam
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts- the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Secret Santa
Its that time of the year again.... and we're organising secret santa.
So if you're interested let me or katty know so we can start organising it properly.
lalala
So if you're interested let me or katty know so we can start organising it properly.
lalala
Monday, November 07, 2005
Second annual gathering
Hi all
Yes it is ON, time to have some fun at our house :o) Do I need to send out emails or sms's? If so could someone please email as many as they know to me?? We really wanna have some fun this year as our lives have been Hectic all year and we need to unwind as I'm sure most of you do too :o)
Meg we are going to miss you, if you can make it to msn or some other form of easy chat I will set it up on my computer so we can chat to you whilst everyone is around if you like and I will send you pics as well :o)
I have just finished my first exam (of two) don't ask how it went and I won't have to lie to you :o(
I have my final exam on Tuesday of next week WAHOOOOO I can't wait for it all to be over :o)
How did everyone else go??
I'm thinking about deferring for a year because I need to concentrate on my health which is slightly more important than a degree I won't be getting for another 5 years anyway lol.
Okay well I better cruise before I bore you all to tears
Love De xo
PS if you can't tell I miss all of you soooooo much :o(
Yes it is ON, time to have some fun at our house :o) Do I need to send out emails or sms's? If so could someone please email as many as they know to me?? We really wanna have some fun this year as our lives have been Hectic all year and we need to unwind as I'm sure most of you do too :o)
Meg we are going to miss you, if you can make it to msn or some other form of easy chat I will set it up on my computer so we can chat to you whilst everyone is around if you like and I will send you pics as well :o)
I have just finished my first exam (of two) don't ask how it went and I won't have to lie to you :o(
I have my final exam on Tuesday of next week WAHOOOOO I can't wait for it all to be over :o)
How did everyone else go??
I'm thinking about deferring for a year because I need to concentrate on my health which is slightly more important than a degree I won't be getting for another 5 years anyway lol.
Okay well I better cruise before I bore you all to tears
Love De xo
PS if you can't tell I miss all of you soooooo much :o(
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