ok well tonight we had a movid night, which only meg and katty bothered to turn up to cos everyone else is boring. lol
ne way, we watched garfield its better than i expected, but i now dont have to go and pay to see it. then meg had to go :(.
but then we watched a dodgey version of bad boys II, we had sub-titles on and the dude who does the english to english sub-titles is on drugs or something lol
ok here are the funniest ones. :)
(there in no typos the spelling and typos r correct to the actual sub-titles)
sub-title - the propotion is he is blowing this whole thing out
real - hes blowing this whole thing out of proportion
sub-title - my as is poportion witha big chop missel
real - my ass is out of proportion Mike, I got a big chunk missing (contex he got shot in the ass)
sub-title - (dude 1) - you know, man? I donpt tention to bring you into this room maybe this should show back it will help people in a long way
(dude 2) - maybe the anger be no long one
real - (dude 1 ) you know man, this undue tension you bring into this relationship aint going to be healthy fo us in the long run
(dude 2 ) - maybe there aint gunna be no long run
sub-title - he seem shooting
real - he's seeing a shrink
sub-title - he, you embarass me fucking out my people
real - hey 2bags, you embarass me in front of my people
sub-title - as long as he end up with some emotion he can die in my blow off
real - its always the time i run off some fucking punk thinks he can die in my club (contex - kid OD on E in night club)
sub-title - ass, he fuck some more
real - exstacy fucks them up
sub-title - i got it froma woman staff, she got pregnant when se it. and you put one chip, and i'll put anotherb one chip.
real - i got it from a maternity store, you know, pregnant women can use it, they can put one cheak here and like take the pressure of the other cheak (contex - mike with a blow up donut shap pillow thingy for his partner who got shot in the ass so he can sit down)
sub-title - you're now with somebody bad guy you shouldn't even know about it
real - your bouncing arround in somebodys backyard maybe you should let them know about it.
sub-title - this is real far to get in here sir
real - this is a beautiful house you got here sir
sub-title - she is attractive, pretty, dumb, muscle guy
real - she's attracted to these dumb, flashy just muscle bound dick heads
sub-title - hes been fucking turn away the ass man
real - cant even fucking turn to wipe their ass
sub-title - if i ran a seeping truck over your head you wont be bleeding
real - if i through you out of a speeding ice truck and ran over your head, you wouldnt be normal either!!! (contex talking about a bunck of dead bodies that fell out of an ice truck, they were chasing, and they ran them over as they fell out. and mike was saying they bodies were not normal because all their insides had been removed)
ok thats the best of them.
the sub-title dude also seemed to not like his job cos he must have left for lunch or fell asleep, cos there is a whole section in the middle of the movie that has no subtitles and they resume near the end.
lol
ok well thats all i have to say now
blog ya later dudes
:)
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lol, that was soo funny... and confusing before we realised how far off the subtitles were...
i dont really know what the movie was supposto be about cause i was paying more attention to the subtitles.. i guess a deaf person would have absoloutely no idea at all
The funniest bit was that every time they said "I'm gonna" that subtitle was "I Gonad."
We're not boring :o( we weren't notified of the movie night :o(
no i sms'd you de... :)
Doh :o( just letting everyone know, my phone is not working, only Trav's number works :o( Sorry I missed the sms Katty
awww... well i sms'd your phone de... :(
oh well at least we know for next time... and at least you know you were invited :)
lol that's right :o) I feel better now lol
Well geez sorry for feeling sick and wanting to see my parents before they leave for england next week for 3 weeeks.
Don't just say people are boring cus they dont wanna do what you wanna do ok?
y cant ppl that a joke as a joke, gezz ppl. it didnt mean nething lighten up a little, go have a hot bath and relax. dont have to eat ppl over such a small comment
lol :p
yes, I know its a joke, but, to be honest, your little "you baby" "your boring" etc comments are becoming a pain in the ass.
:/
and don't tell me to lighten up..
y is it u r the only person to take ne offence at the comment in the first place. get over it, its just a harmless comment. really, i think u are over reacting. it didnt even mean ne thing in the first place. i dont know y u even bothered to take offence in the first place. its not like it was directed at u personally, now was it. ur the only one who actually replied with a reason for not comming so it wasnt even remotly directed at u in the first place.
lol i said "in the first place" too many times. lol
well actually jerry, ben and nat were the only ones to reply with a reason, being that they were at work, felt sick and was at the footy... and they replied almost instantaionusly... so yeah
sorry didnt word it right... i ment... jerry nat and ben were the only ones to reply, and they also had reasons...
ok sorry, forgot bout footy and we always seem to have a movie nite when bens working. its weird cos we dont always do it on the same night. hmmmm. i think it a conspiracy. bens work dosent want ben comming to our movie nites and they know ahead of time when we r gunna have one. hmmmmm. lol
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