Curiosities

Just by saying "I believe you", implies doubt.

There is that moment of anxiety just after consenting to the question, "Can you do me a favour?"

It seems many people base many of their life choices on the advice of their Grandparents as a child (usually involving a flashback scene).

Don't you hate it when you walk into a room and you go to turn on the light, but you miss it and walk into darkness?

It's the worst thing since unsliced bread. I hate that unsliced bread.

Remember in school when someone tried to let someone else in the line behind them and it was right in front of you, you would get angry, but if they let them in before them, everything was fine.

There is no answer to the question, "Have you stopped beating your wife yet?"