A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender, who serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics, spirituality, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He then decides to test the robot, so he walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink, and again asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "Oh, about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, he talks about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Now really impressed, the man leaves the bar, and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out, comes back, and again the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er....I think maybe it's 50....."
The robot replies very slowly, "So........ya........gonna.......vote...... for.......Bush......again...?
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