Here's one for the girls. Was originally going to be on mine and Jerry's podcast, but didn't quite make the cut. (yes, we are aware it's pretty lame)
15. the coolest guy there is the guy wearing spock ears
14. He later asks you to come back to his place and check out his thrust master
13. you ask for pain killers but all they have is clearisil and allergy pills
12. all name tags are written in klingon
11. people are wearing name tags
10. the strongest drink there is walm milk
9. you spend 3 hours listening to someone explain why captain kirk would get more action than captain picard
8. embarassingly, you're the only one there who doesn't know pi to at least 256 decimal places.
7. it is put to a vote to determine who is most likely to be asked out by natalie portman
6. a guy tries to impress you by reciting the periodic table including all known lanthanoids and actinoids
5. you're the only one there without giant, thick glasses... and braces
4. when guys are comparing sizes, they're talking about their hard drives
3. some guy keeps asking you to stroke his wookie
2. by 7:30 you're the only one there because everyone's gone home to watch dr. who
1. you're greeted at the door by bill gates... and his mother
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yeah it is pretty lame, isnt it
Someone else post a better one, then.
omg im dyslexic,
i read: "8. embarassingly, you're the only one there who doesn't know how to pee to at least 256 decimal places."
lol. dyslexia. nerd. lol
Hey.. what you got against nerds?
They run this country better than you meatheads....
If you're not careful they can turn around and use their knowldege to create naobots to thin the poopulation to them and the assorted women they fantasies being with....
Then end is nigh....
P>S also alot of them DO play D&D too.. so be careful when you knock them tooo......
ummm i think it was a joke... seeing some of the points actualy do apply to the group. lol sad but true. hehehe, so yeh, its not making fun of ppl if it actually applies to you too.....
lol. Thin the poopulation hey?
What’s a naobot?
I thought nerds were intelligent and had impeccable spelling and grammar.
Katty is a good exomple of a typical nerd hater... she likes to make fun of people and thinks it makes her better than them... she is the antinerd.. and must be stopped before she becomes... the nerdinator!
BONGING!
yeah your spelling is pretty bad isn't it.
at least i don't smell like sour cream....
HATCHITZZ!!!!
What are you getting so defensive about anonymous? No one is attacking you personally, yet you're attacking everyone else for no reason. Grow up and get over youself buddy.
Ingabish.
Make me.
NYAH! NYAH!
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